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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Quips - Mind & Me Mostly
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be having a good
time.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!

Sacred cows make the best burgers

You're so open-minded, your brains fell out

You might as well take all of me--the parts you want aren't removable

I have an open mind--it's just closed for repairs

At least dogs do what you tell them to do.  Cats take a message and get back
to you.

I've gotta be me--everyone else was already taken

Do not meddle in the place of dragons . . . you are crunchy and taste good
with catsup