FileTitle: List1963.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Quips - Mind & Me Mostly
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be having a good
time.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!
Sacred cows make the best burgers
You're so open-minded, your brains fell out
You might as well take all of me--the parts you want aren't removable
I have an open mind--it's just closed for repairs
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back
to you.
I've gotta be me--everyone else was already taken
Do not meddle in the place of dragons . . . you are crunchy and taste good
with catsup