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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Will Rogersish Quotes
               THINGS WILL ROGERS NEVER SAID
                  (But probably wishes he had)

--You are making progress if each mistake you make is a new one.

--If dogs can think, how can we account for their love of man?

--Maybe the reason we have traffic problems is because the
  traffic has become as dense as the drivers.

--A person isn't really educated unless he has learned how little
  he already knows.

--Many self-made men made their heads oversize.

--One solution to the energy problem is to bale up all the
  Government red tape and use it for fuel.

--Sign on a company bulletin board:  "To err is human, to
  forgive is not company policy.

--Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste a little
  bit like chicken?