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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Will Rogersish Quotes
THINGS WILL ROGERS NEVER SAID
(But probably wishes he had)
--You are making progress if each mistake you make is a new one.
--If dogs can think, how can we account for their love of man?
--Maybe the reason we have traffic problems is because the
traffic has become as dense as the drivers.
--A person isn't really educated unless he has learned how little
he already knows.
--Many self-made men made their heads oversize.
--One solution to the energy problem is to bale up all the
Government red tape and use it for fuel.
--Sign on a company bulletin board: "To err is human, to
forgive is not company policy.
--Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste a little
bit like chicken?