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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Trick or Treating is Better than Sex
TEN REASONS THAT TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10 - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9 - If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8 - The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7 - You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6 - It's okay when the person you are with fantasizes that you are
someone else
because you are.
5 - Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
4 - If you don't get what you want, you can always go next > >> door.
3 - It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2 - Less guilt the morning after.
1 - You can do the whole neighborhood.