TEN REASONS THAT TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
     
10 - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
 9 - If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again. 
 8 - The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
 7 - You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
 6 - It's okay when the person you are with fantasizes that you are
someone else
         because you are.
 5 - Forty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
 4 - If you don't get what you want, you can always go next > >> door. 
 3 - It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
 2 - Less guilt the morning after.
 1 - You can do the whole neighborhood.