Confucious say......
 
 Baseball very funny game.... man with 4 balls no really can walk!
 Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
 Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
 He who pull a fast one leave rubber behind
 He who enter door sideways going to bankok
 Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long
 Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge
 Foolish man give wife grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ
 Crowded elevator smell different to midget
 Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy,
      feeling nuts.
 Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
 Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
 Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew.