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Category: Humor
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Description: 25 Stress Reducing Thoughts
Subject: 25 Stress Reducing Thoughts
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the
tracks.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for genuine lack of
preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of
communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real
world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they ever were
before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12 Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no
simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies acculumlate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16. If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't
met everybody.
17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
18. If you can smile when things go wrong, then you have someone
in mind to blame.
19. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
20. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
serious.
22. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig
likes it.
25. The trouble with life is that you're half way through it
before you realize that it's a "do-it-yourself" thing.