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Category: Humor
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Description: More Will Rogers-ish Sayings

                 THINGS WILL ROGERS NEVER SAID-4
                  (but probably wishes he had)

--A bachelor is  fellow who believes he is entitled to life,
  liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

--Gossip is letting the chat out of the bag.

--After all is said and done, there's more said than done.

--Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's where
 you wish they were.

--Did you ever wonder why there are no father-in-law jokes?

--It's bad to supress laughter--it backs up and gives you
  a fat head.

--The only thing so simple that a child can operate it is a
  grandparent.

--The only thing domestic about me is that I was born in
  this country.

--Contrary to popular opinion, the Women's Lib movement did
  not start when women got tired of dancing backward.

--I just got a physical and asked the doctor "How do I stand?"
  He said "That's what puzzles me."

--Bill Edwards got fired as a pharmacist.  He kept breaking
  the prescription bottles in the typewriter.

--A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich.  I said:
  "First, let me see the sandwich."

--In school Maury was teacher's pet.  She couldn't afford
  a dog.

--Why is it that whenever a pilot points out things of interst,
  they're always on the other side of the plane?

--Prejudice is a wonderful time-saver.  You can form opinions
  without bothering to obtain facts.