FileTitle: List489.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Insurance Form Accident Descriptions
These are actual excerpts from insurance forms where the driver summarized
what happened. Enjoy!

-Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
have.
-The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
-I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head
through it.
-I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
-A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
-The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.
-I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.
-In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
-I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached
an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see
the other car.
-I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had
an accident.
-I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.
-As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no
stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the
accident.
-To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
-My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
-An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
-I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that
I had a fractured skull.
-I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.
-The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
-I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of
my car.
-The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a
big mouth.
-I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch
by some stray cows.
-The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the
way when I struck the front end.