Subject: Can't Win! (off. to someone?)

 A Japanese company and a Hamilton Health Care Group had a boat race and
 the Japanese team won by a kilometre.  The Health Care Group hired
 analysts to figure out what went wrong. The analysts reported that the
 Japanese Team had one person managing and  seven rowing, while the
 Health Care Group had seven managing and only one rowing. The Health
 Care Group immediately restructured its team.  Now they had one senior
 manager, six management consultants and one rower. In a rematch the
 Japanese team won by two kilometres, so the Health Care Group fired the
 rower.