FileTitle: Prose2190.html
Category: Humor
Type: Prose
Description: Women Pilot
The Pilot

Prior to take off, passengers on a major airline were surprised to hear a
woman's voice on the pilot's intercom.  She said, "Although I am a woman, I
also am a fully qualified pilot and will be your Captain on this flight.
I've had extensive training on all types of aircraft and can fly them as
well, or better, than any man.  If you wish to see a demonstration of my
flying skills, once we have reached our scheduled flying altitude and the
seat-belt sign has been turned off, feel free to unbuckle your seat-belt,
stroll down the aisle and join me in the cuntpit."