FileTitle: Quickie483.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickie
Description: Opinion on Abortion
Rick Reynolds, a talented comic out in California, did an hour-long
special on Showtime a few years ago.  Here are two of my favorites of his
(paraphrased):

"There are always two sides to every issue," Rick says.  "Take the
abortion issue for example.  On one side are those who believe women
should have the right to choose what happens to their own bodies.  And on
the other side ARE A BUNCH OF BRAIN-DEAD ZOMBIES!"