I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The
bartender asked me.. "What'll you have?" I said.."surprise me." He showed me
a naked picture of my wife.

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she
called me from a hotel.

My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her
boyfriend.

One day..as I came home early from work..I saw a guy jogging naked. I said
to the guy.."Hey buddy..why are you doing  that for?" He said.. "Because you
came home early."

I went to look for a used car. I found my wife's dress in the back seat!

Once in a restuarant I made a toast to her.."The best woman a man ever had."
The waiter joined me.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning..put on a shirt and a button
fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go
to the bathroom!

I had a problem. I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem...I don't know
who to thank!

My friends and I  played a new version of Russian roulette. We passed around
six girls and one of them had VD.