FileTitle: Quickies1371.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickies
Description: Sexist Pair
What's the difference between a woman with PMS/PMT and a terrorist?
        You can negotiate with the terrorist...

HUSBAND:  Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE:  That's a good idea.  You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on
the sofa and fart.