Subject: Smiles...(not offensive)

     "Some minds are like concrete....all mixed up and permanently set."


   "Bigamy is having one husband/wife too many.  Monogamy is the same."


 "The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words,
 there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government
 regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words."


 "I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better."


 "Experience is that marvelous thing that enables all of us to recognize a
  mistake when we make it again, again, again..."