--- Cannibal Jokes ---

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,"Does this
taste funny to you?"

That reminds me of the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods.

-When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

-What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.

-What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

-What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?  He ordered a
pizza with everybody on it.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for
buttering up his teacher?
Cannibal's recipe book:  How to Serve Your Fellow Man.


Une mere cannibale dit a son petit dernier qui se tient mal a table:
<>
        The mother cannibal corrects her youngest son who is behaving
        badly at the table: "How many times do I have to tell you that
        you must not talk with someone in your mouth?"

Un missionnaire tient une ecole en plein coeur de l'Afrique.  Un jour, un
des eleves vient en clase avec un bebe sous le bras.  Le missionnaire
s'approche et lui dit, <>
        A missionary is teaching school in the heart of Africa. One day,
        one of the students comes to class with a baby under his arm.  The
        missionary says, "Is this your little brother whom you've brought?
        Couldn't your mother keep him at home?"  "No," says the kid, "it's
        not my little brother, it's my lunch."