FileTitle: Quickies166.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickies
Description: Sex related
Did you hear about the hooker who specialized in bondage? She was always
strapped for cash.
Spouse: Something you screw on the bed to get the chores done.
Birth control pill: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from
getting pregnant.
"You really shouldn't smoke," the new client said to the hooker. "It stunts
your growth." The woman blew a smoke ring, looked down at his privates and
said,
"Yeah, and what's your excuse?"