FileTitle: Quickies2126.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quickies
Description: Assorted Quips - One Good!
Tomorrow, I'm going to sieze the day.

I've realized that common sense is not all that common!

I think my cat ate a mouse. He's dragging my computer around behind
him.

There are only two kinds of jokes. There are the ones people laugh
at, and then there are the jokes where people say, "That's funny."

If I put a for sale sign on my neighbor's lawn, do you think they'd
take the hint?

What do you call an unemployed jester? Nobody's fool.

Girls who play with fire seldom strike a match.

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circle, scream and shout.