Small boy to playmate, as a really pretty lil' girl passes by: "If
  I ever stop hating girls, I'm gonna stop hating her first !"
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* A day care center was reviewing the classic nursery rhymes with the
  children.  They were encouraged to memorize them and try to recite
  for the rest of the class the next day.  One girl started out with,
  "Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curves away."