Subject: Quotes

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive
questions your wife asks for nothing.   Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.   Joey Adams

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when
somebody told her that her husband was wanted by the police.
 Franklin P. Adams.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
 George Ade

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself
to be devoured.   Konrad Adenauer

A house is not a home.   Polly Adler.  (American madam)

It's not that I'm afraid to die.  I just don't want to be there
when it happens.   Woody Allen

I'm a practicing heterosexual...but bisexuality immediately
doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
 Woody Allen

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.   Fred Allen

Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.
Robert Altman