FileTitle: Quotes1614.html
Category: Humor
Type: Quotes
Description: Marriage
The only thing worse than being a bachelor is being a bachelor's son.
Every man needs a wife because there are a number of things that go
wrong that one can not blame on the government.
Widows are not the only people who have late husbands.
For every guy who marries for money, there is a gal who marries for
alimony.
Some men marry poor girls to settle down, and others marry rich ones
to settle up.
Marriage is like a violin. After all the beautiful music is over, the
strings are still attached.
Marriage may be made in heaven, but a lot of details have to be worked
out here on earth.
The trouble with being best man at a wedding is that you get no chance
to prove it.
The difference between a mistress and a wife is the difference between
day and night.