FileTitle: Song532.html
Category: Humor
Type: Song
Description: Menstrual Song
Subject: HUMOR: "As Months Go By"

from the book "Raging Hormones - the Unofficial PMS Survival Guide" by Martha
Williamson & Robin Sheets

"As Months Go By"
(sung to the tune "As Time Goes By")

My life is just a mess
'Cause I've got PMS
But you won't see me cry
On Phi Mu Sisters I rely
As months go by

And when my ankles swell
It's really hard to tell
If I should live or die
I leave it up to Phi Mu Sigma
As months go by

Hormones and migraines,
Never get a break
Anxious and angry
Men think I'm a flake
What do I care?
I need a chocolate shake
On that I can rely

It's still the same old menses
I just can't comprehend these
Cycles if I try
But Phi Mu Sigma understands me
As months go by

(note: in the book Phi Mu Sigma is a sorority for "Hormone Hostages")