Week after week, a gambler lost his shirt on football.  Each
Saturday, he bet on college games and each Sunday he bet on
NFL games -- and each weekend he lost a pile of money.  He was
the bookie's dream.

Then the football season neared the end, and the bookie was
upset because of his anticipated loss of revenue.

How, he wondered, could he keep this losing customer? Finally
he went to the guy and said, "Listen, hockey season is under
way, and we'll be happy to take your action."

"Hockey?" said the man, insulted.  "What do I know about
hockey?"