FileTitle: Joke109.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Dogs, Bars
A man walks into the bar with a dog and the bartender says "Sorry I don't
allow pets." The guy replies sorry i didn't see the sign being that I am blind.
The bartender apolgizes and buys the man a drink...They keep talking and drinking for
about an hour and then the guy leaves. As he is leaving he sees his friend and tells him to
take a dog to that bar and if the bartender complains
tell him that you are blind and he will buy you a drink. The guy thinks it over and then
goes to to the bar. The bartender says again"I don't allow pets".
The guy says he's blind. The bartender can't believe this is happening twice
in the same day, but he buys the man a drink anyway. After a while the bartender asks if
he may ask a question. The man agrees and the Bartender says " I've seen german
shepards and collies as seeing-eye-dogs, but I have never seen a seeing-eye-poodle before"
The man replies "They gave me a poodle?"