One morning a son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of
chicken wire. His father said, "Son, where are you going?"

The son replied, "I'm going to catch me some chickens."

The father said, "Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire."

But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day, the
son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father thought, "I guess he
knows what he's doing."

The next morning, the son got up with some duck tape. The father said, "Son,
where are you going?"

The son replied, "I'm going to catch some ducks."

The father yelled, "YOU CAN'T CATCH DUCKS WITH DUCK TAPE!!!" The son
insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son came home
with two ducks under each arm. The father thought, "Damn, I guess he does know
what he's doing!!"

The next morning the son got up with a hand full of pussywillows. The father
said, "Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!"