FileTitle: Joke1134.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Little Johnny Gets Married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside
all afternoon.  His parents ask him what he did today.  He says that
he played baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next
door neighbor.  They are going to get married.

His parents think this is cute, and they don't want to make fun of
Johnny so  they ask Johnny him "How are you and Betty going to pay
for the expenses of being married?"  He replies "Well with the $1 I
get each week from you and the $1 she gets from her Mom and Dad, we
should do o.k."  His father says "That's fine, but how will you pay
the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby?"

Johnny answers "Well, so far, we've been lucky..."