FileTitle: Joke1155.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Birthday Prostitute
As as special treat on his 85th birthday, Jack's friends
hire a prostitute to help him celebrate.  They send the
hooker over to his house.  Scantily clothed with mostly
feathers, she rings Jack's doorbell.  Jack trudges to the
door and opens it.  The hooker sways her hips and in a
throaty voice asks, "Hey big boy, whattya think? How
about some super sex tonight?"
Jack pauses for a moment and answers, "Hmmm, I haven't
been feeling well lately, I think I'll just take the soup."

{But tell it right:  "I'm here to give you super sex"
                          "I'll take the soup."}