Bill and Ted went to China.  Ted, who spoke Chinese, was going to play
in a golf tournament.  Bill, who didn't speak Chinese, was just there
looking for girls.  He found one and they went to a motel and had sex.
While they were making out, the Chinese girl kept yelling, "Fong chu!
Fong chu!"  Bill thought it meant he was doing a great job and should
keep going, so he did.  The next day Ted was playing in the golf
tournament and Bill was in the gallery watching.  All of a sudden Ted
made a hole-in-one and Bill started jumping up and down and shouting,
"Fong chu! Fong chu!"  Ted gave Bill a puzzled look and said, "What do
you mean, wrong hole?"
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