One fine day Superman was flying around doing a routine patrol when he
found himself over Wonder Woman's penthouse. He decided to "look in" on
her using his x-ray vision.

Much to his surprise, Wonder Woman was lying on the bed, stark naked,
with her legs apart and pointed straight up.

"Boy.' said Superman to himself. "What an opportunity this is! Using my
super speed, I could swoop in through the open window, in-and-out her a
couple of times, and fly out again. And she'll never know it happened.
It'll be the fullfillment of a life long dream!"

And so Superman did just that. He swooped it, did the mischievious deed,
and flew out again. And while Wonder Woman didn't see anything, she did
hear the "swoosh" caused by Superman's entry and exit, and she felt the
breeze thus created.

"What was that?" Wonder Woman asked aloud.

"I don't know," replied Invisible Man. "But all of a sudden, boy does my
ass hurt!"