FileTitle: Joke1177.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Dirty Duck Joke, Sick Too
A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with shit, crossed her path.
'Oh, dear' , the lady said, 'come on, I'll clean you !' She took a Kleenex
from her
purse and did a good job. After that she urged the duck away, 'Be careful
next time!'
She walked on and another duck, with shit all over it, crossed her way.
Again she
took a Kleenex and cleaned the little animal. She warned this one as well
and the
duck took off.
Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.
'Now I have had it ! ' She screamed, "what have you been doing?' And for
the third time
she acted like a Florence Nightingale.
She walked on - suddenly she heared a voice from the bushes.
'Hey, you, lady !', sounded a male voice in distress.
'Yes ?' she replied.
'Do you have a Kleenex ?'
'Not anymore, no ', she answered.
'Too bad,  I'll have to use another duck'.