In WWI, the famous French flying ace Jean LaFeete stopped off in gay
    ole Paris one day to visit his favorite madame, Babette.  When he
    arrived at Babette's cathouse, Babette saw him, and they went up to her
    room together to get "reaquainted."

    In Babette's room, things started to get beyond the casual conversation
    stage, and soon Jean was kissing Babette furiously on her lips and
    throat.

    Babette stopped him, reached into her bedside cabinet, and pulled out a
    bottle of red wine and poured it all over her face and throat.

    "Babette?  Whatever are you doing?"  Asked Jean.

    "You are Jean LaFeete, ze famous French flying ace, and when you eat
    red meat, you shall drink red wine!"  She replied.

    "Okay."  He said, and continued to kiss her.

    After a time, she bared her breasts to him and grabbed a bottle of
    white wine and poured it over her chest.

    "Babette?  Whatever are you doing?"  Asked Jean.

    "You are Jean LaFeete, ze famous French flying ace, and when you eat
    white meat, you shall drink white wine!"  She replied.

    "Okay."  Said Jean.

    After a while, things got really hot and heavy, and soon, Babette was
    naked in front of Jean LaFeete.  He reached over to the cabinet,
    grabbed a bottle of cognac, poured it liberally across her waist and
    abdomen, and threw a lit match on it.

    "JEAN LAFEETE!!!"  Screamed Babette.  "WHATEVER ARE YOU DOING?!"

    "I am Jean LaFeete, ze famous French flying ace, and when I go down, I
    go down in flames."  He replied.