A woman joins a convent where one of the rules is that you can only say two
words every ten years.  So, ten years pass, and the woman walks up to the
mother superior and says "BAD FOOD."
Another ten years pass, the woman's been in the convent twenty years.  She
says to the mother superior, "HARD BED."
Another ten years pass, and the woman has now been in the convent for thirty
years.  She goes up to the mother superior and says, "I QUIT."
The mother superior says "that's good, you haven't stopped complaining since
you got here."
{"Good!  You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."}