Three Italian Nuns are killed in an auto accident. When they meet St. Peter at
the pearly gates, St Peter checks them in and tells says "Ladies, we don't usually do
this, but since you all did such a great service to the church and the community when you were on Earth, we are going to give you special reward. You can go back to earth for one day as anyone you want. Take your time and think about it and come back to me when you have made your choice".

They all go off and think for a while.

The first nun goes to St. Peter and says "I have made my decision, I want to go
back as Joan of Arc". "Very noble choice", says St. Peter, and he sends her to earth for a day.

The second nun goes to St. Peter and says "I thought about your offer and
decided to go back as The Virgin Mary." "A fine choice" says St. Peter, and he sends her to earth for a day.

The third nun goes to St. Peter and says (with an Italian accent)

"I want to goa backa  asa Verginnya Pipaleeni". Ok, I'll grant your request, says St. Peter, but who is this Verginnya Pipaleeni?

The nun holds up a newspaper with a headline that says
"1000 Men Lay Viginia Pipeline".