FileTitle: Joke1273.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Fitness and Old Age
    A reporter was interviewing a remarkable man, who at sixty-five had just
run the Boston Marathon.  "Oh, it's nothing really, compared to what my
father just did," the runner told him.  "He's ninety and he just swam the
English Channel.  Right now he's in Arkansas being best man at my
grandfather's wedding.  Grandpa is 114."
    "That's absolutely amazing," the reporter said.  "You're sixty-five and
a marathon runner.  Your ninety-year-old dad just swam the English Channel.
And now your grandfather, who's 114, wants to get married."
    "That's not quite right," the runner said.  "Grandpa doesn't WANT to
get married.  He HAS to."