A couple down south had just gotten married and were at their
hotel ready to start their honeymoon.  Jim Bob sat on the bed while Betty
Sue was in the bathroom getting ready.  Betty Sue finally stepped out
wearing a slinky negligee and sat next to Jim Bob on the bed.  "Sweety,"
she said "I'm kind of nervous, I ain't never done this before."
        Jim Bob jumped off of the bed, pulled on his pants on and drove
to his parents house, leaving his new bride at the hotel.  His father
asked him what had happened, and upon hearing what Betty Sue had said the
father nodded his head in approval.  "Son, you did the right thing.  If
her family doesn't want her, you shouldn't neither!"