FileTitle: Joke1397.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."

"What do they say?", the priest asked.

"They only know how to say `Hi, we are prostitutes.  Do you want to have
some FUN?'"

"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your
problem.  Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and
read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

"Thank you," said the lady.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their
cage.

The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots
and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes!  Do you want to have
some FUN?"

One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "Put the
bibles away!  Our prayers have been answered!!!!!"