A handsome man married an extremely ugly girl.  His friends just
couldn't believe it and one asked him why he married such an ugly woman.
 He explained, "I took her out on a date just as a joke.  I put my hand
in her blouse and she had nice breasts.  I slid my other hand down into
her panties.  Honestly, I don't know how to describe it.  Did you ever
have a horse eat oats out of your hand?"  Lyle's Joke Boutique.