A woman walks into a bar totally nude and asks the barkeep if he can
     serve her a drink.

     He looks her up and down and says,'Well sure, but it doesn't appear by
     your appearance that you'll be able to pay for it.

     The woman throws one leg up on a bar stool and shows what she's
     got,'Will this do?' she asks.

     The barkeep takes a look and responds,'Ya got anything smaller'?