Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death  and  was  given  a warm welcome
at the pearly gates. St. Peter, after completing the formalities, asked him
how he would like  to  spend  his time.  Ford,  the  great  inventor, asked
to see some of the inventors before him. So St. Peters printed out the  list
of all the inventors currently ( doing time ) in heaven.

As Ford started to go through the list, he came  across  the name  Adam.
He queried if it was the same guy who discovered Eve, the woman. St. Peters
confirmed that indeed Adam was the man  credited with the invention of
women. Ford requested an audience with Adam, as he had a few things to
straighten out with him.

When the scheduled meeting took place,  Ford  was  all  over Adam,
attacking him for the flaws in his invention.

"Your invention is the most stupid  work  of  engineering  I ever  saw.
There  is  too much of front end protrusion, the rear end wobbles too
much, it chatters at  high  speeds  and the intake is placed too close
to the exhaust."

Obviously, Adam doesn't like it too much. He  thinks  for  a while  and
then leads Henry Ford to the Celestial Computer. He works with the
enormous data-banks and in a  few  minutes there  is  beeps and all
that, and out  come a few charts and graphs.

"Look here, Mr. Ford. Despite all the flaws you pointed out, data  shows
that  there are more men riding my product than yours."