A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She
was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In
hopes of finding a solution to her problem she decided to try alternative
methods. Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese doctor
named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms and he said,
"take off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away from me across the
froor."

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, "Now...you
crawl real fass back to me," and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and
said "you haf real bad case of Zachary Disease...worse case I ever see! That
why you haf sex probrem". The woman was completely confused and asked
the doctor exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Zachary
Disease...that when your face look ZACHARY rike your ass!"