A guy in a restaurant  orders chicken  noodle soup.  He starts to
eat the soup and chokes on a hair in the soup.  After gagging for
a minute, he calls the  waitress.  "I'm not paying for this soup.
There was a hair in it."

The waitress and customer get into a bit of an argument  over the
problem.  The guy ends up storming out of the restaurant  without
paying.  The  waitress  sees the guy go  across  the  street to a
house of ill  repute.  The  waitress's  shift is over in about 15
minutes.  She  hurries  over to the  hooker  house  and finds out
where the guy is.  The waitress  crashes  into the room where the
guy and lady of the  evening are  engaging.  As she walks in, the
waitress  sees the guy  with his  face in the  hooker's  business
area.  The waitress, seeing this, says, "You wouldn't pay for the
chicken noodle soup because you found hair in it.  Now look where
your face is."  The guy, upon  pulling  his face out of the muff,
turns to the waitress and says, "And if I find a noodle in there,
I will not pay for that either."