Although her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, his wife stayed by his bedside every single day.  When he
finally came to, he motioned for her to come closer.  As she sat on the
bed beside him he said, "You know what?  You've been with me through all
the bad times.  When I got fired, you were there to comfort me.  When I
went bankrupt and lost my business, you stood by me.  When I got shot by
a burglar, you were by my side.  When we lost the house, you were there
to support me.  Even though my health started failing, you were still by
my side.  Now that I think about it, it sure looks to me like you bring
me bad luck."  Lyle's Joke Boutique.