FileTitle: Joke1504.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Model Tennant
In za.humour, Laurence Marshall Sheridan Sheed (loz@mda.co.za) told us
the following gem.  It contains images of nudity and a few potentially
offensive words, but what the hell, why shouldn't it?

Time: 1950's
Place: Oldham, Lancashire.

Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise
some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their 2 up 2 down
terrace house.

After a few days a young attractive woman applies for the room and
explains that she is a model working in a nearby Manchester studio for
a few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays to Thursdays
but would pay for the whole week.

Doris shows her the house and they agree to start straight away.

"There's just one problem" explains the model " because of my job I
have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath?"

"Thats not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the
yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and
fill it with hot water."

"What about you're husband?" asks the model.

"Oh he plays darts most weekdays - so he will be out in the evenings."
replies Doris.

"Good" says the model " that being settled, I'll go to the studio and
see you tonight."

That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris
prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps
into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair.

The model notices Doris's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is
part of her job to shave her pussy especially when modelling swimwear
or underclothes.

Later when Fred returns Doris relates this oddity and he does not
believe her.

"It's true I tell you" says Doris "look, if you don't believe me,
tommorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek
in and see for yourself."

The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for
the model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing
behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model's
naked pussy. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties,
points to her own hairy mass.

Later Fed returns and they retire to bed.
"Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred.

"Yes" he replies "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why
did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy twat?"

"Just to show you the difference" answers Doris " but anyway you've
seen my pussy millions of times?"

"Yes" says Fred "I have....but the rest of the fucking darts team
haven't."