FileTitle: Joke1514.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Three Old Guys and the Toilet
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
 One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.  I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."  An eighty year
old man says, "My case is worse.  I get up at eight and I sit there and
grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."  The
ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop
like a cow."  "So what's your problem?" ask the others.  "I don't wake
up until nine," he answers.   Lyle's Joke Boutique.