FileTitle: Joke1534.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Grounds for Divorce
A woman walked into a lawyer's office to file suit for divorce from her
husband.  The lawyer asked if she had grounds and she said, "Oh, yes...
we have a nice front yard and a beautifully landscaped back yard too."
The lawyer said, "No, no...that's not what I meant.  Do you have a
grudge?"  "Oh, yes, it's a big one and two cars fit into it easily."
The lawyer starts to get frustrated and asks, "Does your husband beat
you up?"  "He sure does.  He gets up before I do every morning and fixes
a delicious breakfast."  "Good Lord!" exclaims the lawyer, "why in the
world would you want to divorce a guy like that?"  "I think we have a
serious communication problem," she answers.  Lyle's Joke Boutique.