{Originally told as a chicken giving blowjobs.  Or at least trying to.}


Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
 He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
 Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
 the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
 can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5. What
 can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks over
 this fellow and tells him, "Don't worry we can take care of
 you. No problem". She leads Jack into this room where in the
 opposite corner is a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second
 and figures it can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and
 she closes the door behind her. Jack undresses and has the time
 of his live. When he's done he can't remember when he has had
 such a pleasurable experience.

 One week later, and horney again, Jack has saved up $10.
 Being a satisfied customer he goes back to the same madam and
 asks what she can do for him for $10. "Well for $10 we have
 special show", the madam replies. She leads him into a
 different room where there are several other people sitting
 on benches. "Sit back and enjoy the show Jack", the madam
 tells him. Jack gives the money to the madam and takes a seat
 on one of benches. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds
 open revealing another room on the other side of a two way
 mirror where two women begin to undress each other. Jack is
 very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is
 watching as they begin to make love to each other
 passionately. Apparently there is nothing they won't do to
 each other. Jack once again feels like he is getting his
 money's worth. He turns to the person beside him and says,
 "This is a pretty good show for ten bucks eh?!". The guy
 turns to Jack and says, "That's nothing... last week we saw
 a guy fuck a chicken".