An elderly married couple went on their first ocean cruise.  To her
dismay, the wife discovered she'd left her hearing aids at home.  When
they came back to their cabin to turn in for the night, they discovered
it had a two level bunk bed.  "Up or down?" the husband asked his wife.
To his astonishment she jumped on him and began making mad passionate
love. This happened every night of the cruise.  When they finally got
back home and the wife put on her hearing aids, her husband asked, "What
made you so horny on the cruise?  Every time I asked whether you wanted
the up or down bunk you were all over me."  She blushed and said, "I
thought you said f**k or drown."  Lyle's Joke Boutique.