FileTitle: Joke1593.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Fruit Stealers
Bud and Spud were two farmhands for an extremely wealthy farmer who
owned many, many fruit orchards of all types of fruit.
 One day the farmer caught them both in bed with his daughter and as
punishment they were to collect ALL the fruit of any kind they
chose before sunset.

About ten minutes before sunset, Spud returned with 25 truckloads
filled plums. The farmer cocked his shotgun and ordered Spud to drop
his pants. Confused, but afraid of the gun, he did so. The farmer
then ordered him to drop his underpants, Spud did this with great
hesitation. "Turn around and bend," Spud was told, he did so as the
shotgun was now stuck up his nose. "AAAAAAHHHH!!!," Spud screamed as
a ripe plum was shoved up his arse. When the farmer pushed the second
plum in, Spud was relatively quiet, and started laughing after the
third plum went in. He laughed louder and harder till the farmer
threatened to shoot him if he didn't relay what the joke was...

Spud answered," Bud's filling his 29th truck with WATERMELONS."