The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to
another man, still standing on the platform:'Thank you for a wonderful
weekend. And tell your wive she's better in bed than anyone else'.
Another passenger then says:' Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his
wive is better in bed than any other woman ?'
'Well, it isn't true, but Jones is a nice man, I just wanted to be polite.'