Sulkie goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.

" Hi, is Gus home?"

" No he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Debby, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see
one."

Debby thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a hundred
bucks is a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws $100
on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Sulkie says "They are so beautiful I've
got to
see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see
the
both of them together."

Debby thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives
Sulkie a
nice long look. Sulkie thanks her and throws another $100 on the table then
says he can't wait any longer for Gus and leaves.

A while later Gus arrives home and his wife says "You know your weird friend
Sulkie came over. "

Gus thinks about this for a second and says "Yeah, he is a bit."
"By the way, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"