FileTitle: Joke1667.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: British Royalty and Hiding Jewels
     Princess Diana and the Queen are being driven around the grounds of
Balmoral, when the Land Rover is stopped by a robber.
He tells the Queen to wind down her window and hand over all her money.
     "I'm the richest woman in the world," replies the Queen. "I have no
need for money."
     So the robber turns to Diana and demands that she hands over all her
jewellery.
     "I'm the most beutiful woman in the world," replies Di. "I have no need
for jewellery."
     The robber decides to cut his losses and so steals the Land Rover instead.
     When he's gone, the Queen asks Diana where she hid all her jewellery.
     "Well," says Diana, "when I saw him approaching, I stuffed it all up my
fanny. Why, what did you do with all the money you were carrying?"
     "Same thing," says the Queen. "When I saw him approaching, I stuffed
all the cash up my fanny."
     'It's a pity Fergie wasn't here," says Diana. "Otherwise we could have
saved the Land Rover as well."