A woman of a certain age is walking down the street when she
hears a voice say, "You will live to be 105."  She attempts
to ignore the voice, but it continues and she finally figures
out it is God speaking to her.

The woman figures if she's going to live such a long life, she's
going to look good - so, she takes advantage of every trick known
to modern medicine - Boob lift, tummy tuck, face lift, liposuction,
the works.

About six months later, she's again on her way down the road.
She steps off the curb and is hit by a bus.  When she arrives at the
pearly gates she demands of God, "Why did you have me die when less
than a year ago you told me I'd live to be 105?"  God's response:
"I didn't recognize you..."